Appointing of CEO Delayed: "Too busy targeting MPs"

Spokeswoman for FAD, Polly Puffer, says that the anticipated appointment of a CEO for FAD has been delayed because of a "dog-napping". "We had hoped to appoint our first ever CEO today, Ms. Puffer says, "but he has been too busy setting up our campaign to dog all those who support Bill C-17, during the upcoming election campaign." Ms. Puffer says that the new CEO was the person behind the formation of FAD several weeks ago, and goes by the name, Dog. "He has been just too dog-gone busy identifying the media in each riding of our targeted MPs, so that we can send releases and letters to the editor to inform MPs constituents of how their elected representative wants to make pot and other drugs more available to our young people." Puffer says that Dog (which she noted is god spelled backwards, but that is where their resemblance ends) was to have joined with freaks inc. president Peter Piper today to announce the CEO appointment to FAD. "Unfortunately, Dog never showed up because he was "dog-napping." Piper says that "Dog has been working flat out on a number of drug-related research issues during the past month and we have decided to allow him to sleep today." It is not known when the appointment will now occur.